On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me :
- A Partridge in a Pear Tree: $104.99 ($15.00 Partridge, $89.99 Pear Tree)
- Two Turtle Doves: $40.00 ($20.00 each)
- Three French Hens: $45.00 ($15.00 each)
- Four Calling Birds: $399.96 ($99.99 each)
- Five Golden Rings: $325.00 ($65.00 each)
- Six Geese-a-Laying: $300.00 ($50.00 each)
- Seven Swans-a-Swimming: $4,200.00 ($600.00 each)
- Eight Maids-a-Milking: $41.20 ($5.15 each)
- Nine Ladies Dancing: $4,576.14 ($508.46 each)
- Ten Lords-a-Leaping: $4,039.08 ($403.91 each)
- Eleven Pipers Piping: $2,053.20 ($186.66 each)
- Twelve Drummers Drumming: $2,224.30 ($185.36 each)
"Core" index, excluding swans: $14,148.87
True cost of Christmas in song: $72,608.02 (including 364 total gifts)
Ciao
4 comments:
Why won't anyone spend $72000 on me for Christmas.
Goddamn songs.
Remember too, that song is quite possibly from the 1800's.... sodey pop was a penny a case back then, wasn't it?
Sodey pop? What decade are you living in?
ROFL
:D
Stuck in the 80's man..... back when pink shirts were cool and everyone wanted a talking ET doll for Xmas.
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